2010

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!
2009 has been a great year for me.
As I reflect, I realised that I've changed alot.
For the better ofcourse.
I met new friends and lost a few.
Well, It's all part of life.
There's too many great things that happened in 2009, If I type it all out here......This post will never end.

I would like to thank EVERYONE who has made my 2009 one of the best years of my life.
EVUHREEONE....Including those I hate.
I mean, without haters there's no DRAMA in life.
And Drama is a very important aspect of life.
Am I absolutely right, Niki?

Anyways, I hope that 2010 will be as fun as 2009.
It's my O level year.
I shall put my heart and soul into my studies and achieve my goal ; 8 points.
Some might say it's difficult but I say different.
If you aim and work hard for something that you desperately want, You'll achieve it.
Oo, Wiseness. Niki has taught me well. LOL!
No more rebelliousness.
I shall promise myself.

Shall continue cleaning up the house.

Peace!

You want a piece o' me.

I'm Mr. most likely to get on the TV for strippin' on the streets.

You want a piece of me?

I'm so bored.
Tomorrow's the New Year's party at my place.
Woot!
Sparkling juice!
Eh it's super good, okay!

Peace!

We da bomb.

So today was pretty long.
A long day.
A long ass day.
A long ass long day.
Hm.

After the boring shitzo, met my SJAB buddies at bishan.
First time on the CIRCLE LINE. Pathetic, I know.
But I find it cool cos the train's way shorter and it's way faster than the PURPLE LINE.
I went to the wrong NTUC to meet them. -.-
Met them and went to Ang Mo kio's NTUC to get the stuff.
Went to Esther's house, watched a hilarious video.

Cooked the PUS-TAH and the SHEEKURN and the OH-MY-LUT.
Shiokness to the maximum.
Went up after dinner and played twister.
Hilariousness to the hardcore maximum.
Had our gift exchange.
Lol, first gift to unwrap was mine.
Wahlau, I can't believe Joel and Beng actually woke up early in the morning just to wrap the gift in TONNES OF NEWSPAPER and A Robinson's or was it Takashimaya? Gift wrap.
I thought the gift was a camera lah, but it was a trick.
Sianded.
Anyways, I love my gifts! :D


Peace!

Shopping!

Okay, so today I went shopping!
Bought alot!
Dang it, I forgot to buy bottoms.
Nevermind, shall go get them tomorrow.

So everything's on sale.
Love it lah, love it!
Bought G2000 shirts.
Mistook a green one as black.
Tsk!
Hm, bought 3/4 sleeves from praise.
Love it.
A pair of shoes from MESSY.

Oh yeah, went shopping yesterday.
For like school stuff.
Bought a bag and a pair of school shoes.
I think the bag's abit weird but I like it.
Don't need your comments when you see it. :D

PARTAYE TOMORROW!
SHALL ROCK SINGAPORE! WOOH

Peace!

Christmas party I

So yeah, Christmas party today.
First one.
It wasn't boring but was pretty slow.
Hm.
It's like...slow music, AWESOME FOOD(will elaborate later), Wine, Logcake and champagne.
Pretty luxurious.
I like.

So now, the food.
Hawaiian and Thai mix.
The desert was shiok and so was the TURKEY!
WOOOOOOOOHHHH!!
It made me high.
I had 5 servings of hugeass turkey.

Left the house early as uncle was sick.
Anyways, tomorrow, another party.
I can bet that it'll be good.
THE FOOD!
I
CAN'T
WAIT

Oh yeah, I didn't snap pictures.
Sorry.

Peace!

Smoke my ciggar.

It's christmas!
Hm, can't wait for the party later.
Got myself two christmas hats.
Quite random but cute.
It's blue with SNOWFLAKES and red with Christmas trees.

Shall snap as many pictures possible.
Shall have a night to remember.(woah)

Okay, peace!

:D Christmas.

OHMYGOD!
CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW.
THE PARTIES, THE CANDY CANES, THE WINE, THE HAM....THE LOGCAKE!
I can't wait, bitches.

Okay, so tomorrow will be a bloody busy day.
Dorset road.
Watsons for christmas hat.
Uncle joe's house for the party.
The next day...
Mel's house.

WOOOH!
I'm so freaking excited.

Dear santa,

I've been a very naughty boy. It was a challenge for me to stay good.(Atleast, I'm honest.) So yeah, you understand, right?

Anyways, Don't forget to leave my presents under the Christmas tree!I live in a HDB flat so no chance of finding a chimney. Just ring the doorbell, I'll answer it. And maybe we can sit down for a cruiser or two?

Love, JAGDAVE!

Peace!

He said?

I feel light headed.
I'm not an Air head.
Light head = Air head meh?
No right! then STFU.
Grr. Aggressive.

I love 408's class tee.
Hawt and comfy.

Peace!

Numb.

I will never get bored of this song.
I love it soo much.
Gah!



Linkin___________ParkParkPark
Linkin___________Park_____Park
Linkin___________Park_____Park
Linkin___________ParkParkPark
Linkin___________ParkPark
Linkin___________Park
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Peace!

To do list.

• Finish up Holiday Homework.
• Clean up the house.
• Arrange my books and stuff.
• Get stationery.
• Figure out if a new bag is needed for 2010.
• Finish till chapter 100 of ANGELS and DEMONS.
• Talk to bestfriend.
• Gossip.
• GO SHOPPING!

Peace!

They say I'm crazy.

Hm, freaky but my frown has a mind of it's own.
It just comes and goes whenever it wants.
Very irritating leh.
Make my whole forehead feel heavy only. (Tsk!)

Anyways, had KFC today.
My tummy was gonna burst but THANK HEAVENS, Singapore didn't experience the Hiroshima bomb thingy.
People can take everything away from you. But they can never take away your truth. But the question is.. Can you handle mine?


I can't wait for THE-USUAL-WHAT-WE-USUALLY-DO at Ruby's house.
Omg, will be fun.
I wanna get some more Christmas lights.
And do something like that *LOOK UP!...............................(wonders why you staring at your ceiling)..........................AT THE DANG PICTURE, FOOH!*
They say I'm crazy but I don't give a damn.

Peace!

Precious.

Omg! I so wanna watch this movie.

Hallelujah.

WOOOH, I GOT 12 POINTS!
I'm happy and sad at the same time.
But what's done is done.

Oh yeah, I thought that my punjabi was a goner.
But thank god, I got a FIVE.
No distinction....sian, my school's distinction rate for punjabi is -0.00%
Pass rate-100%
And that 100% is me. can i get a "SIAN BALLS" ???!!!???

Oh yeah, cousin got married yesterday.
I've never cried so much okay.
Hmmm, today's the DINNER.
Shall dress to kill.(LOL!)

Peace!

And I was like...."OHMYGOD!"

So today, was the 1st day of my cousin's wedding.
Now that I've grown up(AHHEM!), I get to hold the red cloth above her.YAY!

Okay, so yeah.
They had this period of time where all of the girls were putting HENNA on.
ZOMG, the smell! Buay tahan!
But the designs were pretty cool.
So yeah!
EH MY COUSIN GETTING MARRIED LEH!
I only have 2 or 3 more cousins to go till it's MY TURN!
God bless me!

Okay, hell tired.

Peace!

Punjabi parents are always like that.....well, some of them.

My parents are really backdated.
They're still living in the DAMN 80's.

I asked my dad if I could get contact lenses and he was like "NO, IT WILL SPOIL YOUR EYES".
Hello, If it spoils they eye, the bloody opticians will not sell it anymore right?
And then he carried on with his usual crap about how he didn't let my cousins use nail polish till they were 16.(OMG, If I WERE TO BE ONE OF MY COUSINS...........Chaos!)
Gah! So unfair.
Fine, he wants me to be smart and simple right?
I'll show him simple.
Grrrr:@

Peace!

Say Goodnight.

SHOOT ME DEAD!
Bloodshed.

My hair is so soft.

Okay, so now my hair isn't as vigorous as before.
Thanks cousin:)
I plan to dye it brown...freaking dark brown.
But my hair is brownish black.
O.O

Something upsets me alot but I don't know what it is.
I thank god for the wonderful family I have.
Oh and my SI-BEH-AWESOME-CANNOT-GET-AWESOMER-COS-THEY'RE-AT-THE-EXTREME-END-OF-AWESOMNESS friends!
They listen to my shit.
Yay!

Omg, Thomas just reminded me of N level results.
It is arriving in like 4 days.
I'm freaking out.
FREAK FREAK FREAKING OUT.

Peace!

:(

It sucks huh?
To know that someone whom you care for doesn't do the same for you.

Peace!

Power.

I was bored so I decided to take a look at my pictures.
Editted ones.
So yeah, I picked a few that are my favourites.


Oh yeah, Marcus may be a small feller but he's powerful okay!
Bruce lee in the making.
Swine had no other place to aim.
Oh yeah! I miss my surf shorts.
It went missing! :(
ALAMAK! BEST PICTURE SEYY!
Although I look like a bloody hippopotamus,ahhem.

So yeah, had dance practice without dancing -.-
LOL!
Tired.
Shall go see what juicy story Bitchybitch has got to tell me.

Peace!

Doesn't really matter who you say you are.

I've planned for today.
Okay, do not rely on my block clock too much.
My posts always come out a day before.(Don't know what I'm talking about..)

Anyways, after dance practice, I shall go get SUSHI!
SOOOOSHEEE!
My beard irritates me.
Shall shave tomorrow.

I feel like going to India.
To meet the friendly cows there.
But I don't know how I'll survive there.
I hate indian food.

Peace!

Lady marmalade.

Gitchie gitchie ya ya da da.
Gitchie gitchie ya ya here.
Mocha choca latta ya ya.
Creole Lady Marmalade.

I come in peace.(This shall be my greeting from now on)
Ah, I totally didn't do anything today.
I only read my book. Okay, that's something but yeah.

Shall go enjoy iTunes.

Peace!

Bottlepop.

When life gives you lemons, chop them into half and squeeze the acid of Ph value 2(I think) into the eye of your hater.

I'm bored. Giselle.

Zyeah.

I WANT TO SHOP!
I shall do so after my cousin's wedding...before Christmas.

Ohmygod, I've been turning down outings for the past few weeks.
Dudes and dudettes, I'm really sorry.
I'm pretty occupied this whole month.

OHMYGOD!
EXACTLY A WEEK LEFT TO THE RELEASE OF 'N' LEVEL RESULTS.
I'M PANICKING!

Peace!

In life, shit happens.

I don't want you.
You can get a life and get lost.
GO!

Shopping today.
Only bought a pair of dress pants.
I somehow regret not buying the si-beh-blue one.
But they didn't have black.
So yeah.
Leather baybeh!
I think ZARA is PAH-WUUH.
Their prices are reasonable.

Ah! I don't know if my outfit will be what I pictured it to look like.
Please god please! Let it be nice.
Oh yeah, gotta alter my pants.
It's longer than The Great Wall of China.

Peace!

You are IMH material, baybeh.

I shall cut my hair tomorrow.
It's in an outrages state.
You'll get nightmares if you were to see it.
KIDDING.

Actually, it is bad.
It's like a war had taken place on it.
Why am I dissing myself?

Okay! so so so so so so.
I'm bored.
I wanna talk to someone but I'm not gonna start a conversation.
I think I've annoyed people enough for today.
I shall read my boooooooooooooooook.

I'm bored incase you skipped the 9th line of this post.

I realised that I've been laughing uncontrollably over the dumbest things.

Sorry.......I'm an inappropriate laugher.

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
Muah-ha-ha!
Random.

Peace!

I'm weird,

Steal the night, kill the lights
FEEL IT UNDER YOUR SKIN.

I'm suppose to be upset that I lost my bestfriend but I'm not.
Hm, I'm actually happy.

Dear god.

I really want to pass my N LEVELS.
I really want a B3 or above for O level Punjabi.
The thought of repeating Punjabi school next year is plain torture.
I pray for good news.

Okay, so today DECORATION TIME was cancelled.
Whoopee.(Like who pee?).

peace.

zawwwwwwwww.

Why am I so freaking upset?

Ohayeoh!

So i camped over at my cousin's place.
It was just one night.
OOH! WE HAD BILLY BOMBERS AND I HEARTXZXZXZ THEIR MOCKTAILS!
GREEN GRASSHOPPER(MY FAVOURITE!).
Headed back and watched some movie.
Forgot the title.

Slept at 5a.m. and woke up at 9a.m.
Woah!
Fell sick,went to eat brunch at my "FAVOURITE(rollseyes)" place.
Read my previous posts and you'll know.
Came back home and started on the Christmas tree.
The whole tree is major GLAM.
Shall post pictures up tomorrow.
You irritating idiot.
I don't know what your damn problem is!
I mean, yeah I do and she does too but I don't see why you have to be the middle person.
Irritating freak.
Peace!

Bookworm in the making.

I'm done with marked.
Waiting for these books to arrive from Malaysia.
Ohmygod! Can't wait for them to arrive.
So yeah meanwhile I'm readingInteresting book.
I feel weird.
I've never wanted to read so many books before.
Omg, I'm turning into a bookworm.
I love it.

Staying over at my cousin's place tonight.
Decorating the hugeass Christmas tree together.
Omg! CHRISTMAS IS COMING!
I CAN'T WAIT!
So excited! wooh.

Peace!

Whaddafffaaaah?

Dance practice today.
The house couldn't countain like 40 of us? Around there so we went down to this stage thing.
Sat there, drank tea ATE SANDWICHES WITH AWESOME HAM IN THEM! and practiced.
So yeah lah, mati-ed lah cos we were practicing on a stage...somewhere near the block....infront of a few other blocks, the southwest of a hugeass playground.
Many spectators.
The best were the construction workers.
lol! They kept smiling.

Met niki and mahes at MCD for the usual crapping session!
Omg! LOL TO THE MAXIMUM!
Bought FEEELAY OH FISH for me sister and dragged my ass back home.

Okay lah, shall continue being bored.

Peace!

V.

What if I'm different?
What if, What if, What if...

I thirst for it.
Damn.
That sweet taste that burns in my mouth making me want more.

Oh niki.

J. Laroche says:
*your floor is lacquered right?
*LOL!
*ONCE A WEEK
*WOAH!

♥ •• ñ ì k í ß •• says:
*nope..BAMBOO

J. Laroche says:
*BAMBOO?!

♥ •• ñ ì k í ß •• says:
*yaw..
*..
*HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

J. Laroche says:
*Lacquer is a layer of coat you put on your floor to make it shiny lah
*BAMBOO
*LOL!

♥ •• ñ ì k í ß •• says:
*HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHa
*OSO CAN! I DUNNO BOUT FLOORS OK!

Lmao! seriously!
Boring day.
I miss the night before the last.
HILARIOUSNESS ON MSN!

Peace!

Seksayeness.

I'm happy.
Found a way to soften my OH-SO-EXTREME curls.
*Applauses*
Really lorh, I'll never waste my time finding something like that but I did.:O
Precious time, I'll miss ya bitch!

Anyways, Imma do it real soon.
My extreme curls are unbearable.
I beared with it for like.......what? 8 years!
Hells yeah, Like before 8....My hair was super soft and the curls weren't as vigorous as now.
Lol! Vigorous curls.

Okay, so today was tiring.
Went to my "FAVOURITE" place.
Emphasis on the inverted commas.
LITTLE INDIA.
Gawd it was terrible.
Walked alot.
Leg pain.
Hahaha!
Anyways, went there to shop for traditional indian costumes.
Need it for a wedding.
Hm, woooh. maroon bitches!
And damn it costs a bomb.

Okay,I'm hell bored.
Someone tell me stuff.

Peace!

Can you hear me?

Watched Christmas Carol today.
For a PG movie, it was shocking.
Really!
But I love the Ghost of Christmas Past.
Makerina dancer.

The Ghost of Christmas Present was a complete RETARD.
Kept laughing.
At what? I don't know.

The Ghost of Christmas Future was scary...........but I LOVE.

Woah, Feelings.
All I wanted to say was I LOVE YOU and I'm not afraid.
HAPPY WORLD AIDS DAY!

Peace!

Hearts.

A world filled with fragile things.

Ohmygod, I'm bored to the core.

PANIC!

I'm panicking.
It's time for me to get out of my holiday mood and snap back to reality.
N level results is in 19 days!
The days are gonna go past real fast.
So yeah, I'm worrying so bad.
I'm close to tears.
:(

fickyfickyfickyFRESH.

I MISS THE PRAWN NOODLES I HAD IN KL.
Damn, It was good!
FRESH PRAWNS!
HOT SOUP!
FRESH NOODLES!
It was HEAVEN.

And surprisingly, no allergic reactions.
WOOH!

I miss the WATERMELON JUICE too!
OH YEAH!
In Federal Hotel, there's this restaurant that sells pastries.
BLUEBERRY PIE!
APPLE CHEESECAKE!(Unique)

Okok!
THE CATFISH WAS HELL GOOD!
THE CHICKEN TOO!
Singapore sells em' but they ain't as good as the ones in malaysia.
ALL FRESH.

Peace!

Malaysia!

MALAYSIA for 4 nights.
Hell fun!
Very exhausting.

So on the first day, woke up at 5a.m. and left at 7a.m.
Was on the Malaysian highway at about 8:30a.m.
Watched movies, listened to songs and I reflected quite abit.
Realised that I've changed for the better.

So yeah, stopped at some random corner to have lunch.
Lunched and headed for Genting Highlands.
Got through the Toll area and climbed up to genting.
So many turns!
The road was as steep as hell.
So yeah, misty like cannot mist anymore.
Hardly can see.

First world hotel.
Small rooms.
Relax abit.
Went down for dinner.
Next day- GAMES TILL CLOSING TIME.
and I saw ALICIA while queuing up for ROLLING THUNDER MINE TRAIN.
Hm, didn't beat my WORLD RECORD of 9 TIMES ON CORKSCREW.
Damn!

Headed to KL on the next day.
Bigger room.
Nice food.
Super shiok PRAWN NOODLES (marcus, jealous?)
Loved it.
Cosmo world theme park on the 2nd day.
The roller coaster was fun!
Tried each game atleast more than once.
Count out DNA MIXER.
Ate alot for dinner.
KWISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS for SUPPER!
Checked out on the 3rd day and left for singapore.
Hell fun!

I recommend that every guy gets REXONA V8.
I got one and I swear, when I put it on....I wanted to make out with myself.
Peace!

Nice legs.

Last minute dance practice.
Shiokted.
Niki was there too.
We tried to whisper whisper to one another.....major flop.
Not there yet lah.
LOL!

I really need to restock on colognes.
I plan to get HUGO BOSS or Calvin Klein.

I've decided on the design of my room.
Hm.
It'll be dope shit, bitch.



I'll stay in such toilets for hours.
Peace!

The great S!

Life's great.
Okay, yesterday was great!
Met Niki and Mahes and kovan MCD.
Usual shit lah, sit there and crap to the fullest.
I'll never eat a mega cheeseburger again!
So fattening and so hard to eat, the amount of veg they put in there.
Mcm FOREST siol!

Sent KB to the bus stop.
Went to 7-11 and then headed to The Great S.
Did the usual.
Sit and drink Ice Tea.
This time, I could finish the whole thing.

Swing buddha-ed/Gandhi-ed/Batman and moulin rouge.
Lol!
Stomach went upside down.
Hm, so yeah.
Secret secret share share with one another
WOOH!

Had dance practice today and yeah, tiring!

Peace!

Frontin'

VIDEO PHONE.


Bored.

Peace!

-

I hear screams.
Your screams.
It scares me.

Crocodile.

I LOVE EM'.

Dan brown.

It's raining heavily.
Shiok to sleep but I can't sleep.(-.- wow, what a sentence..)
Slept for 12 hours and 20 minutes.
Super Shiok.

I'm reading a book.(Okay, random...but who cares)
The title is:
I've just started reading it so yeah.
Oh, I love the way the describe Susan Fletcher.
" Trailing her was a faint scent of baby Johnson's powder"

Peace!

WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!

KOH SIEW BENG got to wear a uniform made by PRADA!
WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!
PRADA LEH!
It's like my DREAM BRAND!
Hm, if he wore a PRADA SUIT, i'll faint cos that's what I want!
BUT IF HE WORE A GUCCI SUIT, I'LL DROP DEAD!
WOAH SIEWBENG!!!

*ENVIES*

LOL! kk, good job yo! :D

:(

I hate looking at the photo and the card.
All I focus on is you.
FUHREEAAAKKK.

Move on, Kiddo.
Move on.

Google.

I love using Google Chrome.

Quite fun.

Today's the usual.

If you read my previous posts, you'll know what USUAL means.

Yay! Cuzzy Niki be arriving tomorrow.

I ate the TAO KAE NOI WASABE flavour.

It went up my nose and I teared.

Cleaned up my MINI CRIB. (room)

It look so much more spacious, now.

Wooh!

Dust causes me to sneeze.

Sensitive nose.

Peace!

Super Mario.

Today was a bore.
After the mini meeting, I cleared my study table.
It looks 10 times cleaner than before.
No more books and papers piled up at every corner.
Shall continue cleaning my room tomorrow.
I plan to re-paint it.

And after that, I had stingray.
LOL!
Delicious, Father modified it.
Nice.
And played SUPER MARIO.
It's been 7326264946964 years since I've completed the game.
Hm.
FUCK YOU!
Peace!

Tension.

They can't even imagine.

Life is so boring.
Omg, nixbix will be back on Wednesday!
Can't wait.
WOOH! SURIN.


Peace!

Fourzero(8+1 people).

The bbq was a major flop.
Out of 27 students, only 9 turned up.
But we sure had fun aye?

Super tekan session will take place soon for last minute back-out people.
MUAHAHHAHAHA!
The food was splendid thanks to our chefs SIM TSERN TING & HSU TZU CHAO.
Oh yeah, SHIRLEY CHIEW!Although it was a major flop, everything went fine right? SO OUR PLAN WORKED! :)

Okay, Leg pain, back pain and neck also.
I'm running a temperature.
I realized that I'm sensitive to weather changes.

Peace!

AHHHHHH!

Omg, It hurts so bad!
Okay, No I'm not suffering from any emotional distress but.......SECRET!
I realised it's my third time blogging today.
Wooh.
Fuck fuck fuck, It really hurts okay.
OUCHIES!

Peace!

Mood pie.

Mood's being a bitch.
A bitch deciding on what to wear for a dinner.
Change outfit-change mood.

Insomnia's taking its toll on me.
I can't sleep till like...5A.M.
It sucks.
It's like you try your very best to knock out...but you can't.
Pizo'shiat.
Peace!

Today.

Today's the day that some feller found water on the moon.

I had a nightmare yesterday, it was about the apocalypse.
I was involved, i mean...everyone's involved lah but the main focus was me and a few of my friends.
Quite funny.
So yeah, we ran(macam marathon) and this hugeass tidal wave was right behind us.
But we took some weird ass pills that allowed us to run faster than the speed of light.
Okay, that's all I can remember.
But the dream was scary.

Oh yeah, if the utah trip was on, we'll be leaving in 3 days time.
Midnight.
:(
Then can shop till i drop.
Only starbucks ICE MOCHA FRAPPE ,GRANDE WITH EXTRA WHIPPED CREAM can save me.
Oh yeah, shall have starbucks soon.
Any kind soul wants to join?


Stew-peed.

Peace!

Bored.

It's raining?
Hm.


Effects of boredom:

Random sketches on the program, PAINT.This is me.
Oh yeah, the mohawk....I always wanted a blue mohawk.
Hm, will never happen.
:(
This is I.R. STUPID BITCH.
Her ass isn't big, it has some weird disease that causes it to swell.
And she's boobless.
I slap the stupid bitch.
Oh yeah, stupid bitch took her pill before the brutal whack, so her ass subsided.

Stupid bitch starts to cry.
The whole world floods and I'm feeling BLAH.

THE END

Peace!

Beautiful.

I COUGHT 2012 TODAY!
Hell good movie.
A total MUST WATCH!

Features, effects etc. ..........AWESOME.
I love it.
I like the Russian president, freaking funny.
Oh and in the movie, there were THREE of my favourite things.
AIRPLANES, LAMBORGHINIS AND BENTLEYS.
Heaven in a movie.

Updated playlist.
Love the song.
The first one.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE! the last part.
The guitar solo.
Nice.

Peace!

Am I first?

HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY SYAMSUL.

So, Am I first?

Wiggle.

LIKE A WORM.

I'm as bored as a fat kid in health classes.

Peace!

Jobby wobby.

Interview's next week.
Delayed for a week.
Great.
Can't wait to earn some KACHINGZ.
Shall give a good FIRST IMPRESSION to the employer.


WA-SABAYE!

Peace!

Press it up.

Wiggle.

Bored.
Imma skate later.

Currently hooked on to DANCEHALL MUSIC.
Loves it.
Perfect for room clubbing.


Peace!

Interests.

Lost interest in blogging.
Hm.

Today was as usual.
Boring!
Hm.

Peace!

I pity..me.

I didn't consume alcohol today and i'm all high and tipsy.
Why? I'll tell you.


I hurt my finger. Don't know why but LEFT FK-THE-WORLD FINGER started to bleed.

So in my head was : " OMG, GET A STICKER! GET STICKER, GET A STICKER!"
When I realised what was being said in my mind, I stopped and lolled so hard.
I needed a PLASTER, not a sticker. -.-


Then, I wanted to type out this post.
So i typed "www.blooggerspot.net."
LOL!!

Blogger be screwed.
I cant upload pictures.

Peace!

Decisions, decisions, decisions.

I've decided.
From Thursday onwards, I shall continue skating.
For the whole year, I've skated only a few times.
I can't do flips anymore.
Ollies are a trouble.
Now, all I can do is........................................move.
I pity myself.

So yeahp, shall continue skating.
Any skaterpeepz wanna join?
Come only lah.

Peace!

Useless.

I'm bored.
Seriously.
Still upset.
Dammit.
Today, I wanted to reply you on msn,with the same sentences.
Decided not to.
I think I've seen enough.
And again, how i feel will never be of your concern.
Thanks alot.
I feel useless.
Dammit Dammmiitt!



Peace!

Fuck.

I'm so freaking pissed.
I could kill myself right now.
Stupid.

Blow my speakers.

Mah music so loud, I'm swangin'.

I'm fine now.
Thanks CL NAB! :D

Did it rain in the morning?
Hm, so cold.
Nvm.
I'm so bored.
Exercise? Later.

Shall room club now.
Never tried room clubbing in the noon before.
So yeah, shall try.
Realised that my posts are getting boring.
Sorraye.

Really pissed.

I
AM
PISSED
OFF.

Just because of one video on my facebook account,some people think that i'm desperate.
Just because of that video , some thought that i was homo.
Just because of one bloody comment on that video, some called me a tranny and others think I've got boobs.

FUCK Y'ALL!

No lah, i'm just finding for my death.

Dance practice.
Danced wrongly and my cousins claimed that i was finding for my death.
Cos' FYI, one of my cousins is strict.

Gotsa cool ass nikefit T-shirt.
Shall wear it soon.
New family lingo.
Cool!

Peace!

Fly.

Don't make me puke.
C-RI-UH-SLEE.

Sugary feeling.

Gawd,stop your nonsense.
It fuhreakin' irritates me.

Okay, am bored.
Hell bored.
I can feel it.
Yeah.

Shall cook something to eat.
The food bought from the coffeeshop is boring.
Hm, so yeah.
Spaghetti?
Lasagna?
I don't know.

Peace!

Pissy.

IRRITANT.

Wynter.

Sugar like apple pie.
Exhausted.
Two packets of Milo.
Not enough.
A can of Redbull makes my day.
Random.

Made a new friend, Jasmeen.
We've so much in common.
Lol!
Fun to talk to.

Peace!

Disease.

I've been reading/pronouncing words wrongly.

Funniest example of mispronounciation : malnutrition -> mal-nut(like cashew nut that kinda nut)-ri-tion.
Funniest example of misreading : Pimples -> Nipples.

I really hate you.
Really really REALLY! hate you.
I hate your nonsense.
Oh hells yeah I do.
Imbecile person stop bossing me around.
I'm not your slave neither am I your boyfriend.
Wooh, I like this kinda typing style.
So stylo not at the MILO level yet.
But still stylo.
SHIOK!

Peace!

Naked mole rat.

Life's been a bore, seriously, the holidays suck.
Skipped today's ART lesson on photoshop.
I'm the least bit interested.
So, *TET!* NEXT~

Hm, like a bloody irritating sickening tattoo I can't get rid of.
LASER'S OUT OF THE QUESTION -.-

I was watching From G's To Gents.
My favourite is definitely ALL IN.
RIFF RAFF is out. WOOH!
Why is everyone against MACHO?
I think he's alright.
Hm, stupid A-FELON.
A.D. is like A-FELON's dog.
A.hole.

Peace!

Excuse me?

On msn:

" But eu must cum! "

Damn.

Hm, for the whole of today, I've been doing nothing but EATING and CHATTING
I look forward to tomorrow.
An outing with my classmates.
Sec 3 classmates to be precise.
Hm, not really an outing lah but an excursion to Temasek Junior College.
I don't really like the atmosphere in Junior Colleges.
Very tension building.
But nevermind, shall just go ahead cos there will be tonnes of jokes shared among us.

Okay.
People people people,
This paragraph mainly goes out to guys.
So guys, read!
Girls, you wanna read? Can also. No harm.
Okok.
I'VE COME TO A CONCLUSION THAT GUYS SHOULD NOT DO SPLITS.
Major "OUCH" Issue.


I'm seriously missing 408.
I want school instead of holidays.

Peace!

Stickman.

Ohmygod.
You SELF-CENTERED SON OF A BEEYATCH!

I'm still fly.

Today was one tiring day.
Practiced alot.
Ate alot also.
I feel all gluttonish.
Nvm.

Wooh, I've gotsa BLAZER!
Cool shit.
I love.

Shall shop soon.
Rather shop with my cousins than alone.
So yeah, shopping with me cousinas soon.


Peace!

So irritating.

I plan to go shopping alone.
I've never tried it before.
So yeah, shall shop alone.

Oh yeah, during O level Mother Tongue, I noticed someone staring at me.
I don't know who.

Hm, I wanna rant all my complaints here.
I hate it when people accuse me of copying them. (-.-)
I hate racist remarks(-.-)
I hate negativity(=.=)
I hate you(0.o)

I'm hungry.

Peace!

Kamquat.

If only they could see you like I do.

Today was fun.
Went for dance practice.
Wow, another sister of mine is getting married.
Oh yeah, I have 5 sisters.
1 real sister and the other 4 are my cousins.
I was brought up with them.
So yeah.....
SISTAHZ~

I'll be taking part in one dance where I'll be the frontman.
Scary.
I hope I don't faint.
Hundreds of people staring at my bootiifoool face.


This reminds me of the crap me, pawahouz and greenfeet use to do.
Hm, miss those guys.
WHERE THE HELL YOU GUYS AT?!

Peace!

Somebody else.

I feel so.............left out.
How wonderful.

And stop with your " Jagdave, why so emo?" nonsense.
I'm not fcukin' emo, I'm fcukin' unlabelled.
I'm not fcukin' emo, I'm fcukin' upset.
There's a difference.

Peace.

Say what?

If only some smart feller could come up with a Contraceptive Pill for food.
My calorie intake is high above the sky.
Slightly below heaven but yeah, you get my point.
Damnz itz.

Hm, Hor-lee-lays are here.
I can't think of anything to occupy myself with.
Initial plan was to work.
But me busy bee during the holidays...so yeah, no point taking up a job when my attendance would be below expectations.

I'll prolly go for a major REVAMP.
Like, do my hair, change my look...that kinda stuff.
Hm, I'll be going on a shopping spree.........Anyone wants to join?


Oh yeah! WAHLAU. HO XUE' ER, KRIS!!!! :(


Between two evils, I always choose the one i've never tried before.

Peace!

Negative people.

I'm pissed off.
I HATE negative comments.
I HATE it most when people lasso my ass with THEIR circle of negativity.
Seriously.

HOLY MOLY!

I dislocated my Right hand's fourth finger.
How upsetting.
My dad told me to visit a chinese doctor.
And I agreed.
O.O
I make the craziest decisions.

I tied an arm sling to support my hand.
Yeah, it's a small injury but DRAMA is a MUST in life.

Crazy little faffaroni pizza.

By the way, I'm now a big fan of Tokio Hotel.
Wooh!

Peace!

Stupidity at it's best.

Okay, I don't mean to be rude but...
SCHOOL ISN'T THE PLACE FOR SNOGGING, ASSWIPE!
Oh yeah, This didn't happen in my school.

School was a major waste of time.
We wore our Sporty forty attire today.
In the end, we did nothing.
STUPID HO!
What do you mean by "LEAVE THE LIGHTS ON."
WE HAD NO LESSONS.
WE WERE ROTTING IN CLASS!!!
THE LIGHTS DOESN'T HELP IN OUR DECOMPOSITION.
I prefer life before N levels, Stressful but fun.

Dammit!
My school has rules and regulations that are seriously ABSURD.

Peace!

HOLY TAMPONS.

Lol!
Playing a game with niki.
We have to pick 10 words for one another and make it into a convo.
And this convo takes place between us and one of our family members.
Omg, sick words.
LOL!!!

I thank god, it isn't the real game yet.
LOL!

Peace!

Drugs? No.

I feel useless.

Sentimental.

Okay, I watched a video of a young boy seeing his dad after a long time.
His dad is a military officer who was posted to serve in IRAQ for a long period of time.
When the boy cried, I teared.
What?
I don't get it also.

Excuse me?

"AYE! VAI DEE FERLEHLO LOSHAY SO HARD VAN AH?"

Excuse my randomness but I miss the bus service 321.
It was 321 from i dont know when, to i don't when but recently, it's been changed to 113.
Wahlau, All my childhood memories.
Sian.

School was a major waste of time.
We did nothing but slack.
Oh yeah, conquered the SRR room.
Played random phantom games with katrina, hell hilarious cos most of the time, we have no idea what we're doing.
Played a few random phantom games with Marcus, switched to SPIDERMAN and lolled so badly.
We were teammates at first but then we had to go against one another.
LOLOL!!

P/s: I realised that I don't end my posts properly.

Peace!

So bad.

SJAB's motto : For the service of mankind.
As a First aider, I should attend to anyone who needs help immediately.
I have been doing it for the past years but recently not so much.
I'm now a bad ass first aider.
Why?
I'll tell you.
I'm lazy to type it all out ,so I shall describe the reason in scenes.

Scene 1
My cousins and I were walking back to my other cousin's house.
We just walked and walked.

Scene 2
There was a young lady infront of us.

Scene 3
She slipped and fell.

Scene 4
Instead of helping her, I burst out laughing.
I lolled so hard my cousins had to hide me.

Reaper.

Peace!

Aviation ; Pilot.

Tomorrow marks the last day of the AEM service quality course.
Sadded.
I'm liking this course alot but AERONAUTICAL ENGINEERING/AVIATION MANAGEMENT SERVICES will DEFINITELY remain as my favourite.
Tomorrow will be the most crucial day.
Test and role play.
I believe in my group so yeah, ALL THE WAY! :D

Today, we spent our time mostly on taking pictures and videos.
Studying was done also but CAMWHORING was a MUST!.
Really funny pictures.
I like it.

Hm, Temasek Polytechnic is now my dream school.
I shall set my target and achieve my goals.
I pray that I pass N levels.
The thought of receiving back my results is just........nerve wrecking.

Peace!

*TEEEEET* OVERLOAD.

I'm drained.
Second by second, I'm dying Emotionally, Mentally and Physically.
If only Physically was spelt with an 'F' instead of a 'P.
Then it'll be Emotionally, Mentally and Fysically.
E.M.F.
Electro motive force.

Poly's been great.
I wouldn't mind another week of AEM.
Although, the duration is LONGER THAN THE LONGEST THING ON EARTH,I still love it.

Tired.
Shall sleep soon.

Peace!

Stress

I'm dying.
Help.
Shall endure and not die.
Okay.
Woah.
Temasek Poly.
Tiring.
Homework, Mind maps.
Sounds easy.
But no, they're not.
Mine is bloody wordy.
Sian?
DEFINITELY!

Peace!

What?

1st day of our AEM at Temasek polytechnic.
First half of today was hell boring.
Things livened up abit after lunch.
Fun!

I'm so tired right now.
When I came home, I grabbed myself a cup of PEPSItwist and surfed the internet.
I felt soo tired, I knocked out for 10 minutes.
I await tomorrow!
Can disturb marcus, can laugh at sarah's jokes.
Stare at alexa, keep my cool with tsernting.
Tease alicia and polien.
Make Kaihui my assistant again.
Talk to shirley.
Lol with Rahman.
Talk duuurrrtaye shit with Louise.
Admire Katrina's "INNOCENCE."

Peace!

What a oneduhfool day.

For the whole day, I've been doing crap.
Taking random pictures.
Screaming at the television.
Laughing at Bollywood shows.
Cursing the host cuz they over react abit too much.

Found out that there'll be Strudel tomorrow.
Wooh, Durian, My favourite!
Apple too!

I'm being random, tahan.

K lah. That's it.

Peace!

Feeeeeesh

I'm super duper bored.
Okay, just now, one of my parrots escaped from the cage.
My dad tried to catch it.
It bit my dad and now he has a deep wound in his middle finger.

We're getting an Arowana soon.
The super red Arowana.
Wooh!
I'll name it Blood.
Oh yeah, Goldfishes too.Cool like Ice!


Wanna hear a story?
Okay.
When I was a small puny cupcake, we had an arowana. Puffy.
Puffy sufferred mental issues and tried commiting suicide by jumping out of the tank.
It's dream was fulfilled when my cousin switched off the oxygen pump by accident.
Poor puffy.

Peace!

Boomerang.

So bored.

Goal.

I'm close to achieving my goal.

Runaway love.

Lips like Morphine.
Went shopping with my sister and my mum today.
Sister's turn to shop.
Didn't buy anything.
Something caught my eye.
Shall save up cash and get it.

Woah, long day it was.
Tomorrow is Deepavali eve.
I don't celebrate it but i've to spring clean tomorrow.
Saturday-PARTY.
Sunday-HI-TEA & PARTY.
Wooh, schedule packed like a bloody East West line Train, towards bugis.

Peace!

Blanco.

I'm sick, again!
Terrible flu and a horrible headache.
Such is life.

A quote from niki: " LIFE'S A SLUT. F*CK IT!"

Lithium.

Damn, I miss school.
Holidays are a bore.

I've been home doing basically nothing.
Sometimes, something random comes up and I've to rush for it.
Otherwise, it's just me and the walls.
I stare at them, they stare at me.
Walls can talk.

Had a briefing this morning.
Wooh! Can't wait for the Module to start.

Peace!

Blister.

Burst burst burst.
Bleed bleed bleed.
Pain pain pain.
Shiok shiok shiok.

Two is better than one.

Updated playlist.
I'm freaking bored at home.
I WANT SCHOOL!

I had two kinder buenos today.
Wooh!
CHOCOLATE BARS MAKES ME HIGH AND TIPSY!

ICE LEMON TEA = CRAVE!
Oh, When I say Ice Lemon Tea, I mean something else.
HAHAH! NIKI!!!!
I WANT THIS SUIT!
I'm crazy over suits lah.

Peace!

Sarcasm.

Damn right I'm good in bed.
I can sleep for days!


Quote of the wee hour of the morning, " Success is a journey, not a destination. So, stop running!"

Ohmylord!

MT O LEVELS IS OVER!

The paper was a killer.
Okay, Paper 1 wasn't too bad but paper 2 was a major problem!
I have never seen such idioms in my life.
I don't understand the cloze passage.
I don't understand that comprehension!
The rest was okay.
The comprehension was complicated.
The questions were confusing especially the last one and the 3rd last one.
Woah! Btw, I lolled at the last question.
It asked " Do you think the writer treats this as a joke?. Give examples to support your answer."
I was like " THIS QUESTION IS A JOKE!"

Mati mati die die lah.
I hope they moderate our results so that all of us can pass!
Oh yeah, my venue was filled with smartass people.
Raffles,Presbyterian high, Riverside.

FINALLY! I'M A FREE BIRD!

Peace!

What if.

What if my compo topic is difficult?
What kinda crap will I come up with?
Ohmygaaah~
Worried.


Solution:
Write a good punjabi song for it.
But I don't know any(okay, maybe a few) But!! i definitely don't know the lyrics.
Shall go listen to some now.
Ohmylord lah, seriously!

Oh man.

Woke up at 11a.m.
Mother Tongue tuition at 12p.m.
Did quite alot of Punjabi.
Realised that I've never done so much Punjabi in my life.
Satisfied with my progression.
Home at 3.
Haircut.
Okay ah, not bad. Prefer the other guy.
Tampines1 at 5p.m.
TOPMAN.
G2000.
MESSY.
NATURAL PROJECT?(Forgot the shop's name)
RECOIL.
MESSY.
Tampines Mall.
Tampines1.
TOPMAN.
MESSY.
RECOIL.
Bus service 72.
Home.

Wooh, shopping!
Ya'll should check out G2000's sale.
2 polos for $49.

ARGH!
Tomorrow's my MT o level paper.
Die.
Shall revise at 2230hrs.

Peace!

Aite, peace!

Cos' I freaks I does it well.

Transform.

Shveeetie.

I'm depressed , again!
I need anti-depressants.
Dang.

Mother tongue tuition was quite progressive.
I need to buck up in my expository, man!
I can't do that for nuts.

Today's the last day of MT school.
I'm bloody upset.
All of us are gonna split up.
Some will be in poly and some will be in JC.
If i pass my O level MT this year, I won't be seeing the A level students.
Dang :(

Peace!

Electropop.

On the way to tuition, the bus came to a sudden halt.
I wasn't holding onto anything so I flew(not really), missed my step and nearly fell.
During that whole drama, i tried grabbing onto something to prevent me from suffering major embarrassment. The only thing I could grab was my cousin's NECK.lololololol!
Omg!
The end position was too stupid to be true. But it was true!
My cousin was in a matrix position with me strangling her.
My left leg was behind my right.
Omg, damn drama.


Argh! Punjabi is killing me!

Peace!

Random.

I feel good.

Cholo.

I'm done with N levels-Shiok.
Tomorrow no school-Shiok.
Have to study for O level Punjabi-Not shiok.
O level punjabi on monday-Not shiok.
Next week, holiday for us 4Ns-Shiok.
The week after the next,AEM at Temasek poly-Shiok.
That means, no post exam activities for me-Shiok.

Woah,I'm done with N levels.
A major load of my back.
I feel so relaxed now.

Lean like a cholo, leave like vida loca.

Peace!

Pimpy.

I've got a pimple at the area............where....my...beard...normally....grows at?
Okok, there!
I didn't know that pimples could grow at such areas.
Weird.

Shall Mug geog at 8:30.
Today was hell boring.
No school=a bloody boring day(unless there's an outing..)

Okay, peace!

Holy schmoly.

Poser.
Seriously?

Ohmylord!
I'm extremely sleepy.
I can't function properly.
I was close to dozing off during the math paper.
Endured.Proud of myself.

I did ART till 4:30 in the morning, yesterday.
Woke up at 5:30 a.m.
Touch up the prep work.
Took my bath and got ready for school
Woah, The art bag weighed a tonne.
Reached school, went up to class and listened to music.
Vanessa came and then syamsul.
The rest arrived after 4 minutes and 49 seconds.
Most of us were rushing.
HAHA!
Art paper was 3 hours long.
So bloody cold.
Nevermind, tahan.
After the paper, went home and ate FRUITLOOPS.
went back to school.
Memorised formulas.
Math paper 1.
Second question, seh abit.
Figured it out.
Construction question, seh abit more.. did one part.
Woah, the paper was quite difficult.


I wonder.

Peace!

Toxic.

Vultus amo nos es unus iam. Vos don't have futurus vix nos es adultus , now.
I sum iens pello pepulli pulsum destituo in vos let's adepto is blazing.
Just volo moveo vos tamen vos es glacialis sursum.

Procrastinationismness,

I'm procrastinating alot.
Especially towards ART.
Argh.

My prep work can only reach a maximum of 8 pages, not 10.
This sucks.

Kk, back to art.

Peace!

A day never to be forgotten.

Okay, happy birthday to me!
Went to Punjabi school.
Usual shit.

At 3, went out to meet KRIS,TSERN TING,MARCUS AND SARAH at hougang point's SAKAE SUSHI.
Thanks for the treat:D
Met annlyn at Hougang MRT station.
Headed down to peace centre.
We lost 10kg(s) each, trying to find wendy's tuition place.
Alexa came after half an hour.
Had to rush off.
So yeah, said my goodbyes and ran to the taxi stand.
Crowded. No taxi.
Teleported(damn. I've never walked that fast.)
The cathay.
Taxi stand.
Not as crowded as peace center.
Waited there.
My turn.
Took the cab.Met parents. ( No Thai Food :( )
Went to see the rest of the family. Surprised to see a cake on the coffeetable.
End of celebration
That's my day.


Ah! art!

Peace!

I'M FREAKIN' 16!

to me.
Finally, 16!

I thank god for letting me live another year.
I thank my parents for bringing me up and guiding me along the road to success.
I thank my sister for being my sister. Someone to scream and shout at.
I thank my cousins,uncles,aunts for lending me a shoulder to cry on when i'm in deep shit.
I thank my friends for sticking with me through the biggest, smelliest lumps of bullshit.
I thank my haters, cos without you guys, i'll have no one to hate.
I thank my two parrots, chuchu and dobby for being the most noisiest and the most cutest birds on earth.

Ah!

School was.....the usual.
I got a birthday card!
Thanks all :D

Seriously, stop lying!
You don't mean it, do you?

Forgiven.

I'm utterly dissapointed in you.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
But you've realized your mistake and made a promise.
So, all is fine :D

Oh, you're dead.

I pity you.
You have no idea what's going to happen.

Oh yeah, I KNOW! you're reading this.
I'm being nice by keeping your name private.
You can jump off a building if you think your name is going to be kept private for a long time. :)

I hoped for change.

School was normal.
Usual.
The Utah trip got cancelled.
So upsetting!
Almost everyone of us, Sec 4s, who were up for the trip, were hell upset!
So much preparation for nothing!
I even spent a large sum of money for my clothes.Well, some of it.
Why must they be so UNFAIR?!
AND XINMIN COULD'VE TOLD US EARLIER!
Most of us spent money to get the things we need and now we don't need them anymore.
I WANT A COMPENSATION!
SEND US SOMEWHERE ELSE!


Okay, shall marry my books in 22 minutes.

Peace!

Swag.

I wanna change my phone.
But I can't bear to part with this phone.
So i'm in a very confused state.
Should I change or not?

Anyways, I plan to change my URL.
Hm, should I or should I not?

Peace!

Gangsta zone.

School-Okay!
Alot of laughter.
Damn fun!

Came home and slept like a log.
Hm, I shall revise and do my homework later.

Gasolina.

Peace!

Oh.

What the holymoly is happening to me?!
I've lost my study mood again.
Shall revise a bit before knocking out.

I've updated my playlist.
The latest uploaded tracks are my favourite.
Like from 2 years ago till now.

Peace!

Xiong ji.

School was great!
Lunch break was great.

Hm, I'm going to improve my Chinese.
It's currently at level SUCK.
I only know a few words.
LOL!
Shall watch more paris and milan!
Oh yeah, thanks SEH-RAWR and SI HAO for introducing that show!

Shall go SHOWER POWER!
After that, I shall hit the books :D

Peace!

Boulevard of broken dreams.

I want to be a model.
Some of you might think that it is impossible for someone like me,to be a model.
Especially if the individual is big in size, dark and muscle-less.
I think different!
I say, it's possible for someone like me to be a model!
I just have to endure the physical training I've to go through.
I'll have the body.

Oh yeah, I want to be a full time pilot too.
Modeling will just be a hobby.

Yeah!

Anyways, Shall leave this blog for a little while.
I will post but only one entry per day.
So yeah!

Peace!