Punjabi parents are always like that.....well, some of them.

My parents are really backdated.
They're still living in the DAMN 80's.

I asked my dad if I could get contact lenses and he was like "NO, IT WILL SPOIL YOUR EYES".
Hello, If it spoils they eye, the bloody opticians will not sell it anymore right?
And then he carried on with his usual crap about how he didn't let my cousins use nail polish till they were 16.(OMG, If I WERE TO BE ONE OF MY COUSINS...........Chaos!)
Gah! So unfair.
Fine, he wants me to be smart and simple right?
I'll show him simple.
Grrrr:@

Peace!