Popiah!

I saw something that made me lol so bad my sorethroat's getting worse.

I CRAVE FOR POPIAH AND ICE KACHANG!
AH~
Who want follow me go galavant and eat??whowhowho??!

Still fly.

Peace!

Overly hilarious conversation.

J. Lestrange says:
whoo!
whaaa
NIKI!!
i've gotsa problemo
♥ •• ñ ì k í ß •• says:
oook
how can i help?
J. Lestrange says:
it's a huge wadda(big) siapa (problem)
basically all you have to do is...encourage!
which you're good at!
♥ •• ñ ì k í ß •• says:
hahahah
i can encourage ah?
ok
HAHAHA
J. Lestrange says:
see ah, my siapa(problem) is.........mein(I) got no mood to study!
♥ •• ñ ì k í ß •• says:
in my own special encourage ways!
J. Lestrange says:
HAHAHAHA!!
♥ •• ñ ì k í ß •• says:
ur prob is u got no mood to study?
u begging for a slap or wt? (MY FAVOURITE PART!)
J. Lestrange says:
LOOOOL!!
♥ •• ñ ì k í ß •• says:
PROBLEM..is when ur SCV is stuffed up...
BIG PROBLEM is when they run outa red bean bread
THAT MY DEAR COUSIN
is NOT a problem
thats just ur own mental breakdown issue!
which u dont worry
I CAN HELP!
J. Lestrange says:
LOOL!!!
♥ •• ñ ì k í ß •• says:
i tell you wt to do
J. Lestrange says:
kk
♥ •• ñ ì k í ß •• says:
youuuuuu
go open ur books and all tht
set out on the table nicely all
J. Lestrange says:
but i cant
♥ •• ñ ì k í ß •• says:
close ur door, close ur window..
MAKE SURE THERES NO SOUND
WHY CANNOT?
J. Lestrange says:
Donnoe just dont have the feeling
other days...i can study
but today a wadda(big) siapa(problem)
hmmm
i think i'm just tired
♥ •• ñ ì k í ß •• says:
then maybe since its already late, just relax? cuz u been studying too much?
J. Lestrange says:
okay!
some heavenly music plays
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP NIKI!!!!
*advertisemnt* HEY! ARE YOUUUUUUUU STRESSED UPFUCKEDUPSUNDALLEDUPSIAPAEDUP? NO MOOD TO DO ANYTHING? THEN CALL 1800-NIKI-ENCOURAGES. *I speak* IT WORKED ON ME!!! ......PACKAGE FOR ONLY 999 AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS!! *AD ENDS *


Kk, it might not be hilarious beyond extreme hilariousness to you but to me...It is.
Those words that are bracketed and are in light pink are translated words.HAHAHA!


Kk peace!

I'm back.

I need to get myself back on track.
I realised that since yesterday i came back to what I was when i was in sec 3. Loud and mad.
I need to change myself pronto!
CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE CHANGE!

Bottle pop!

Hm, Same stuff happened in school today.
Throw ball here and there. Lol at every joke. Played some puzzle games during english. Quite fun...quite only ah!
Hahaha.
After school went to Compass point with meelia lala and saf. Met gary at PIZZA HUT.
Booked a table for 5 sat down and orderred. Ate and lol! The pizza hut lady brought out saf's cake. She screamed.We screamed...everyone else looked.
HAHAHA, after that we went to SKCC to find yeo jun yuan. Saw him play bball so we decided to galavant. Galavant and headed back to CP.
Left with amelia. Took 87..she dropped of first and then I did after 7 stops.
Bathed and i'm here blogging.

Shall complete my math homework at 6.

Peace yall!

I'm not emo, I'm just ME.

No one knows till they taste it
No one cares till they lose it
No one bleeds till they live it
No one wants to admit it
No one can be without it
No one truly lives till they feel it

Peace and alot of love,
Lestrange.

Striped tee with Boxers.

Hm, weather's cool.
Today nopthing much happened in school except for "CATCH THE TENNIS BALL".
Wendy's aimings improved.Lol.
Still scared of balls that are thrown by tsern ting.
Hm.


Tomorrow!
Will be going out with Lala , mee lia, saf and humtonio.
To somewhere...not confirmed yet.
But the outing's confirmed.
woot! Can't wait!


Alicia called me a camel.
Alamak, alicia...I know i'm tall ah...but chill ah!LOL
Kk, you shall have a nice self-created nick name given by me!
Hmm...you are short..skinny...and have curled hair.
HAHAHA!
Maybe SHORT SKINNY HAIRY LEG! (I let you choose which leg you want; Left or right.)
HAHAHAH!
Yup...Short skinny hairy leg it is!


Aites, peace!

1 day before school re-opens.

Hmm, cant wait. Heard P.E. will be suspended or something like that. Yay!
Heard this ultra lame joke from dad.

"A boy went for an appointment. He arrived at the dental clinic and he saw this sign :> OPEN YOUR MOUTH;AH! WIDER;AHHHHH WIDER!;AHHHHHHHHH~ WIIIIDEEEERRRR!!;AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!. so he enterred the clinic and asked the dentist " Do you want me to open my mouth so you could check whatever is in it or do you want to walk in it?"
So lame..but i lolled at his lameness.

Anyways.Peace!

ooo bummer.

I feel useless.

ooo bummer.

I feel useless.

Pissnix

Went to watch a movie with my family today.
Fun shit.
Can't wait for our ramai pissnix(picnic)

Best part of today.
"JAGDAVE! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK EEU! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING LAST NIGHT? PHONE SEX AH?! CHEEBAI! WHY COULDN'T YOU WAKE UP EARLIER?"

lmao!

Peace!

Memories kept.

Knew it knew it knew it.
I knew it wouldn't last that long.
I'm sorry okay?
;(


Peace.

Imma rock with them obamas.

I'm danCING. Don't need to shuffle shuffle all...just freestyle!

Shiokballs mee pok!

Had the chilliest mee pok ever.
Shiok like what!
Hmm, shall eat that again.
Woots, NIKKI SIXX!


I sketched out this picture. Turned otu about BIG-FOOT-ISH but after a few adjustments....It came out fine! HAHAH, if i could get a tattoo, that'll be my first!

R.I.P

Rest in peace, Michael.
Wahlau, it's like damn sudden and damn saddening that he passed away.
Like what el niko said...LEGENDARY!


Anyways. Got nothing to post about.
I came up with 4 other tattoo designs.LOL!


PEACE!

Papercut.

Shitster, got a huge ass paper cut. I love it.
My blood has some sweetness to it.
Weird but whatev.
Maybe, I should sing papercut to myself to celebrate for the wound.
Shall name it woondy.



Nixbixo is hardworking!

Shawty wanna thug.

I've been smsing the wrong people lately. Some by accident also. Sorry :x

I'm excited cos school's going to open soon!
Will be fun siol.



Peace!

To you: Don't cry kay. I'm here! ♥

Yeah

UP YOURS NIGGER!

I'm a twitty bird.

I'm back to twitter. After months of not twitting.
Hm, another boring day.
Feel like hor-lee-lay-ing to somewhere like langkawi?
I need to chill. All of us needs to chill! Especially graduating classes. Right?

Peace!

Pimp

I can't wait to go shopping.
Shall get clothes that are fashionably pimped.

Vampyra.

I'm hungry.
Who should i prey on?

Lolliboom

Today sucked.
Woke up had Mt tuition and i'm here blogging.
Sian mania!
Tried designing a tattoo, something like this one but with a J instead.
Turned out okay.
Gotta practice more.


Peace!

Wassup with that?

I WANT TO SURIN!(not urine-.-........surin)
NIKI, FASTER COME BACK!

fa-k e-oo

Would you stop asking me for information?
I've already said...somethings are not meant to be told.
You keep asking, I keep denying.
Hm, what to do?
Another thing is, You talk to me like we're a couple.We're not, okay?
Stop all those mushy mushy smses cos' i don't entertain them. Stop all those CARE AND CONCERN thing. it really pisses me off.


Okok, I realized that today's a funny day.
I blog-hopped and laughed at practically every post dated 23rd June 2009.
I can't wait for school to re-open. Like what SHKINNY(kin) said.... Holidays are boring, All we do is stare at the walls and they stare back.


I'm effing bored! I have to start on chemistry soon. Maybe at 9:30p.m. i'll start and end at Midnight?
Yups


Shake that shit till you start an earthquake.
Peace.

I like the way your ass can vibrate <3

Sekolah was alright.
Done with drawing on my canvas. Left with painting.
After that went to eat western food with mee lia, humtonio and saf.
Lolled like crazy.
After that went to Punggol CC for gary's match thingy. The guy at the counter....his name is damn pro. SEAN PAUL.
Followed syaf to hougang mall while amelia and gary went to check out the basketball stuff. Went to cotton on and BLACKOUTZ.lol!
I wanna go shopping. Shall go sometime soon with RUBY!

Hm, I shall take a nap at 4:30 then do some revision at night. I'm now in study mode.



<3
PEACE!

I need a life.

I NEED A LIFE.
MINE EXPIRED!


Ah, I'm in loooovvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

<3
PIS!

Mogu Mogu.

Woke up at 12:30, met my dad at 4. Went to eat and then went for my haircut.
Do I like it? IIIIII LOVE IT! OOO OOO!
Came back home and was shocked. Cos sherry's family came over. Freshened up and sat with them. A topic about my marriage came up, so they asked me what i wanted and stuff. So i said, MY WIFE! I WILL CHOOSE! Then my aunt hantamed some sentences and then she said " jagdave, i've been taking care of you when you were young. so i deserve the right to find you a wife" Dont mind ah, she's abit typical compared to the rest of my family. The moment the rest of us heard it we shouted " ALAMAK, SHE LET GO THE DIALOGUE AH!"

But seriously lei, if this were to continue, I will rather get married secretly. Like a small function and invite a few people. But I don't want that!
Nevermind, i've got years till marriage....so I can find myself a wife and bring her back home! If my parents approve, i'm fine! Dont need the rest to approve.

Sian lah. So young and i'm stressed about marriage.

PEACE!

Say whurrrrrt?

I've made a decision. After my Os, I'll work part time till poly starts. Not going to Perth to study anymore. But i'll hor-lee-lay for a long time there.(nixbix, get ready for a long long time of alcohol and crazy dancing that starts at any point of time)

It's a very big decision so yeah. Hold your horses ah!
I've decided that i'll be a part time tattoo artist. Then train to be a Pilot.I'll be independent!
At a certain age, everyone has to be independent. SO I SHALL START AT 18?

hmmmmm.
PEACE!

My hot stuff is taken by some SL bitch.

NO NO! she's not lesbian but she's taken.
To readers of my blog. If police officers were to visit you and ask for my whereabouts, DON'T SPILL AH!
That dog's gonna get it .Everyday stare at me like I've a freaking hippo on my head. Wtf? hum ji come to my face and tell me you got pasal ah?
Nevermind that, sometimes he gives me that " THIS-SCHOOL-IS-NOT-MEANT-FOR-PEOPLE-LIKE-YOU " kinda face. I'm not a bad kid, i'm an angel(okay......abit. BUT STILL AM!)
Nevermind, tahan only.
Wahlau!


On the brighter side of life, I'm not going to give up. I can wait.
Decided to go over to sardine's place at about 7p.m.? Bought some shiokballs seafood from the coffeeshop near their place. Bought a small cake for sardine's dad and my dad.
Went up to their place and 10 minutes later, the rest of the family came. Had fun with everyone of them.
HAHAHA, I got candied.
Shall post the pictures up tmr.

PEACE!
To youL you wait, there'll be people with power rangers masks on surrounding you one day. Yeah, everystep you take, you get whacked.
LOL!

E.N.D

I WANT THE BLACK EYED PEAS NEW ALBUM!

Ah, got tuition later!

AH AH AH! Surprised my pappito by forgetting it's father's day today. HAHA. Plan got chopped.

Nevermind, papito forgives me.
Kk, gtg get ready for tuition.

PEACE!

Patience causes stress.

I WANT SCHOOL.
Not to worry, you're not blind. You've seen correct. I MISS SCHOOL BADLY!
Staying home's a pain in the neck.
I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL, I WANT TO SEE MY SEXY ASS CLASS AND CLASSMATES.
I WANT SJAB DAY! I WANT TO WEAR UNIFORM.
To you, got problem ah?I miss it not your problem right.fish off the face of earth lah horh.

I DON'T WANT TO IGNORE YOU. I DON'T WANT TO HATE YOU. I DON'T WANT ANY POLICE LINE STANDING IN OUR WAY. THIS WALL HAS GOT TO GO!

Fat boy slim mils yob taF.

Woots, finally got my line. New number!
Kaykay, today was spent splendidly. Woke up at 7:30a.m...got ready and at 8:30 left for mel's place. My cousins are hilarious lah, you ask them " WHAT'S NICE AT THE COFFEESHOP NEAR YOUR PLACE?", they'll reply the destination of the coffeeshop,what they sell, how to go to the shop aiyah, basically the whole biography of the coffeeshop.

Went up to mel's place,saw anya! Ate breakfast and then prepared lunch, WOOTS! Lunch was da bomb! Spaghetti,campbell soup,salad and cream potato.Desert was mixed fruits. Shiok! Ate till my tummy grew by inches. Hmm..fat boy slim eh?

Slacked around till 5 and left.OHOH! I SAW ISAAC'D KID! not ISAAC LIAO........but my relative ISAAC. CUTE SIOL!!!!

Ah, i'm bored.Oh yeah, Vanessa shocked me by saving my number............

























































After 2 months.
LOL!Peace!

The ashes fell like snow.

Suicide suicide suicide.





Dear Confidence,
I'll miss you alot.
J.Lestrange.

Scream

If only i could stab you, I would have done it a long time ago.
BITCH! I REALLY HATE YOU. I HATE YOUR VOICE YOUR ATTITUDE, YOUR EVERYTHING!! FUCK YOU!!! I DON'T THINK BLOGGING WOULD HAVE MUCH EFFECT, SO I SHALL GO UP TO YOU AND SHOUT FUCK YOU. YOU WAIT!
Peace!

The memories left abandoned.

Sometimes, i wonder if i am still on your list.
I think you called me a _______ just to cheer me up, and that was almost 2 years back. Wow!
All this time, I've treated you as someone so damn important to me.
Ah, fuck what I said lah. It doesn't really matter now.

>

I don't need you, Comprende?
I've gotsa headband on my head. Kk, not really a head band but..........this;




The thing on my head,pressed against my forehead.
Yeah.

I'VE A VERY STRONG FEELING SOMEONE TOLD ON ME.WHO AH? YOU WANT MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS ISIT?

NIKI!!! WHAT?!?!?!

NIKI!! you're not slow lah just classy.
It'll keep your mind of the stress you're having because of that job interview.HAHAHA
Your gigs paduhpawa.99 siol!lol!
Anyways, bring the house down ah!! :D

Don't get crazy.

Woots, got my new line. It will be activated after 3 days. ^^
I LOVE MY BLOGSONG! :D

I'm a pain in your rectum.

I'm sleepy. I had two weird dreams last night, too weird to be true. I can't tell you about the second one cos it's too weird!. But! the first one involved everyone in xinmin being BB cadets. Our parade square was completely sea. Then some cadet jumped into our "sea", a stealth boat came and sailed over him. Poor dude didnt make it. Then a few of us tried finding for him.Found him in the drain(SEE IT'S DAMN WEIRD).

I can't think of what to get for lunch.hmmm:/
Nvm, shall skip lunch for today.HAHAH

Aite,peace:D

Oh fudge!

Got this sudden urge to go back to sjab. Me want wear uniform during SJAB day, can't we like persuade Mdm Liew? :(

Slept again.I perspired during my sleep.Felt uncomfortable at first but after a while, the perpiration evaporated having me feel shiok-ted. Life's getting boring day by day.Can't wait for school to reopen. I'm happy with my canvas production. I'm almost done:D Actually all of us are almost done. All the way niggers!

Yeah, i fell in love with marcus's blogsong. So deeply in love with it I had to get it straight away! So me asked lubydubywuby,ruby!(thanks:D)

PLANS HAVE BEEN CHOPPED!
SOME PEOPLE NEED WAKE UP CALLS.
SOME NEEDS THE STAIRCASE.
SOME WILL GET IRRITATING DURING CAR RIDES, SO YOU GUYS CAN CHECK THE CAR TYRE.

Peace:D

Freakshit pathetic.

I'm pissed off.

*Rest of it has been deleted*

Peace

Kreacher

I shall name my next pet, Kreacher.....or maybe dobby. Debby would be fine if it's a female.

Anyways, school was alright. Syaf woke up late so i walked to her bus stop to wait for her.Took the bus to school(yeah, we're lazy pigs) Went up to art room, opened up our canvas, was about to start when Mdm sai told me to use the comp to trace out. So she helped me in editting my pictures and projected it out so i could trace. THANKS ALOT MDM SAI, I KNOW YOU READ MY BLOG! :D
Qian yi was cuteballs. He kept talking about H1N1.lol!

After that, walked out of school with N.S.S and we saw SOH LIPING! Took the same bus. Syaf got off first.Alexa dropped her packet of tissue in the bus and she was lazy to pick it up.LOLOL!!! funny.Then we parted ways at hougang's mrt station. I'm home doing nothing, seriously. I shall go do up my prep work and fiddle with my phone. Getting a new line tmr. :D

Aite, peace!

Bored board.

I can tell that my art boards are bored. They're like motionless(non-living things..) and just sitting there facing my closet.

Kk, I'm bored. Someone just gave me information on her life. I don't need it. Go see a doctor or take PANADOL ___________ :D. It works, not that i've tried it but yeah....It's meant to work.
Can't sleep. Prayed for niki's interview. DO YOUR BEST AH NIXBIX. I pray you get your job, Amen :D

On the brighter side of life, It's not sunny cos it's midnight. I heard bats fighting/playing. I've gained weight(random) I'm a fat boy with a big heart. I'll give you a hug if you need one.( I'M BEING VERY RANDOM)

A day has passed and i'm getting closer to N level. I want to go back to school. School's more fun than staying home doing nothing but breathing. I want to crap and laugh with tsernting,sarah,cz and kin. I want to irritate marcus. I want to make fun of arthus.CHEESE LAH.Sianz, another week left till school reopens :(

K lah, shall catch my flight to dreamland now.
G'NIGHT! :)

cheejeecjeejee

Hello Singapore (okay, that mini 0.05% of you)
Today was okay. I managed to finish up on my development and colour scheme during art. Very productive. Mdm sai finally said YES! I can start on my canvas tomorrow. Happy^^

After that, went to hougang mall with amelia, syaf, lala and kin. Had Qiji for lunch. Crapped and crapped. And I realised how short syafiqah was when she stood inbetween Amelia and I.lol!
Anyways, today was a great day.

Slept like a log from 6 in the evening till like now?
Kk, shall not waste anymore time, I shall go touch up on my development.
PEACE!

Spastic creatures.

I'm going to die of shock. Then i'm going to die of even more shock because I died of shock.

You think life's a joke issit?GO LAUGH AT IT LAH! (heard this at anchorvale)

What do you call a Capricorn with a corn in it's hand? A Capri(corn)^2.

DADDY! LET'S GO TO THE SWIMMING POOL NOW! (okok,this isn't funny till you find out who said it. It was a married woman, she calls her husband....DADDY.)

*A few mats standing by the counter*
*translated in English*
Mat1: EH! STUPID SIA THIS PLACE! WAIT FOR HOW LONG?
Mat2: A few more minutes
Mat1: *says something super vulgar*
Mat2: EH SHUDDUP LAH! *says something even worse*
*everyone stares.*

ISN'T THIS THE KOVAN MUH-LOW-DEE.
It's meh-low-dy lah.

OH YEAH! SEA COCONUT WITH LONGANG IS SHIOK!

Whatever i typed up there was for fun. They're whatever funny sentences I heard today.

Oh boy! what a day.

Today was an eventful day. Woke up at 8, freshened up and followed Mel and Aaron to east coast park to brisk walk.HAHAH, it was mainly talking but we covered quite a distance. After that, we had a very heavy bleak-fer(breakfast) at OLD TOWN WHITE COFFEE.SIBEI SHIOK AH! Then we headed to changi beach club to check out the place. Shiok to the maximum, then headed to Changi yacht club. Definitely the shiokest one. Loves it. Went back to mel's place and we received a call from sab. She wanted to bring baby anya to Jurong east swimming complex. So we rushed out and came back home, took my stuff and left to pick anya and sab up. We found the distance long like no end like that, so we decided on anchorvale.(thanks alicia:D).

The pool was shiokballs, love the slides especially the tunneled ones. We bollywood here and there abit.LOL! the best part was when we wanted to go bathe, Aaron and I enterred the female toilet by accident.Lol!!

Kk, shall let the pictures do abit of the talking.


Changi yacht club.
Anchorvale swimming complex.

Lips like morphine.

Knock me out!.
Okay, i've been searching for a pair of vans to get. Most of them are great, but i've found the one that i really want.


Yeahp, definitely this one.

Meet my girlfriend, Hannah.

Fly and shit.

Okay. Everything's calmer now.Happy:D
Today sucked. Woke up at 12:31:45, hahaha. Watched some tv and then i had MT tuition.
After Mt tuition, I had my dinner. Was hungry....damn hungry.
And I'm here, blogging about my day(which was shit).
Ah, i feel sinful. I ate like 4 mutton whatever-they're-called yesterday.
4 of those= High cholesterol=one bloody lump on my leg=bloody unhealthy=CANNOT ALCOHOL-ISE MYSELF ANYMORE! That's damn upsetting kay. Shall cut down on cholesterol givers.

Here's two pictures for today. They're family members.
Found them while going through my photo album.



This is my niece, Anya.
Cute right:D




Ahh, Cousinly love.

Peace.

Boys do cry.

It's cause we have feelings.
Some people might say that girls have more feelings than guys but i don't think so.

I can't seem to control my emotions. I'm not going to blog until everything's okay.
And that might take a lifetime.

bye

Oh snapsky.

Tuition was alright. Service took up nearly the whole day. Couldn't attend 108's class gathering, sorry:)
I'm bloody tired now. Too tired infact. I shall go to bed early today. There'll be no pictures for this post cos i didn't take any.
Alrighty, i'm out! :D

Peace.

My life is f*cked.

Pappito's day is coming!
Pappito shall be surprised.

Anyways, another weird conversation took place again. I realised that in my life, there'll be weird moments.

"Daddy, where's the batteries"
"ask your mother"
"mummy, where's the batteries?"
"Ask your dad.."
"-.-"

I cant sleep.
I want to admit to you but i can't do it, cos i'll prolly die of shock halfway.
Me got doughnuts from philippines, anyone wants to share with me?:D
no, seriously....anyone?
LOL!

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

WWW.FMYLIFE.COM

God damn, you think you tough?

I'm tired. Didn't sleep well last night. Anyways, stayed over at Jack's place for one night. Saw trheir pet, hira, so cute but so fat.HAHAHAH cute seyy!! Played GTA and stuff all the way till the wee hours of the morning. Sian.

Anyways, tomorrow will be a busy day. In the morning i have tuition then i'll head over to dorset road for service till three. Then, i'll go home and leave for EAST COAST PARK! for 108's class gathering. It'll be fun like woot! :D

Aite, peace!

/Edit.

I blog hopped to alcia's blog and saw our class pictures taken at sentosa. I had a flashback. I lolled so hard cos most of what we did was funny but memorable. Like Katrina's HEADER during MONKEY.LOL! then TF's weird weird ways of life. The tiny pool at palawan. Furly sia's birthday celebration. OH, 408 is loved.:D

When the clouds have all departed, you'll be right here with me.

" EH THIS ONE 5TH FLOOR RIGHT?"
"NO LAH, LEVEL 5"
"-.-"

That lame but funny conversation took place in the school's lift, saf ah saf.
Mdm sai forgot about our extra classes today. WAHLAU, MAKE US WAKE UP EARLY THEN IN THE END, SHE DIDNT COME. Nvm, we forgive you:D

We headed to Hougang green's LJS to do our "art". HAHA, all we did was chit the chat and laugh laugh. Met hafiz at about 12:30 to collect my tickets. It's their OWN gig, style ke per? At about 1:30 we left LJS and went out seperate ways. Had fun!

Shall blog more later. I'm feeling weak now. My jelly legs can't support my weight. Haish.
Anyways, peace!


" Blogging is like sex without ejaculation and condoms"
WTH LAH DARRYL!!!!!!! LOL! sick shit!

blog addiction

I realised that i posted more than three entries today. Nevermind!Shall post pictures for this entry.

Last year! Eh wahlau, i miss my not-so-fat self.
Wtf dance. LOLOL!!
ALAMAKKKK!!! AA SIOL :D
Kk, I shall stick to my phone till it dies off cos it's camera quality is the best! The first two pictures were not editted at all(except for the name part-.-)

Ah, I (L) my phone;)

Stupidity.

Directions:
Mark the stupid things you’ve done, then add up the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 50 questions which means that the number you get as your score (x2) is your percentage.

1. [] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [X] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [X] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [X] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [X]Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. []Had people tell you that you are blonde when you’re not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [X]Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [X]Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [X] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[X]Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 8

11. [] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [X]Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [X] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [X]Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [X] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ]Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [X] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [X]Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 14

21. [] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [X]Have run into a closed door
25. [X]Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [X]It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. []Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [X]Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [X] Said o’clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o’clock, or 6:15 o’clock

Running total: 19

31. []After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [X]Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [X]Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [X]Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [X]Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes Back on
37. [X]Wondered why something wasn’t working then realized it wasn’t plugged in
38. []Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [X]Walked into a pole
40. [X] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 26

41. [] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [X] Tried to take a picture of someone’s eye with the flash on
43. [X] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [X] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [X] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [X] Picked up someone else’s drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it!
47. [X] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [X] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Total : 33/50
Stupidity Percentage:66%

I pick you! to do this quiz. Do it, it's fun!

kooeeez

I have. . . (point for each one)

1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol.
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had sex.
7. had someone in your room other than family.
8. watched porn.
9. bought porn.
10. tried drugs.

MY TOTAL: 4

1. taken painkillers.
2. taken someone else’s prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.
7. felt hurt.
8. hurt someone.
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die.

MY TOTAL: 8

1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. received a ticket.
6. been to rehab
7. dyed your hair.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar

MY TOTAL: 5

1. been to a wild party.
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade.
3. drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything
6. wore black nail polish
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
10. owned a 50 Cent CD.

MY TOTAL: 6

1. dressed gothic
2. dressed girly.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor.

MY TOTAL: 4, i have a feeling mine is the same as nixbix's.

1. had a crush on a friend.
2. been to a concert.
3. dry-humped someone.
4. been called a slut.
5. called someone a slut.
6. installed speakers in your car.
7. broken a mirror.
8. showered at someone of the opposites sex’s house
9. brushed your teeth with someone else’s toothbrush.

MY TOTAL: 7

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age.

MY TOTAL: 4

1. owned/rented an apartment/house.
2. broke the law in the police’s presence.
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harassed.
10.been verbally harassed.

MY TOTAL: 1

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight.
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test.

MY TOTAL: 7.LOL!

Grand Total:

If You Have Less Than 10.. write [im a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10.. write [im still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20..write [im average]
If You Have More Than 30..write [im a bad kid]
If You have more than 40..write [im a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50..write [im a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60..write [i should be in jail]
If You Have more than 70..Write [i should be dead]

LOL! i'm a bad influence

You poor sweet innocent thing.

Sometimes, i wanna dissappear to someplace but I don't wanna stay too long.

Okok, feeling much better so i shall blog about today!
Instead of lining up with my class, i decided to stay in 410 till assembly. After 1/2 an hour, we heard Mrs teo. Lined up with my class,took attendance and then went up to class for maths. We had a combined class session. Everyone was squeezing.The room was burning hot, nearly died of heat exhaustion. Managed to finish till the 2nd last question of the paper kin meng gave to us.After 2 hours, it was recess, it was spent with the usuals. Today got no smelly dory fishie, so orderred chicken chop instead.Ate till 10:40, went up to class for chemistry, realised i didn't bring my book. Alicia gave me a piece of paper to write on(thanks:D), Instead of copying down the answers, i doodled on it. Then marcus joined and we drew wendy being killed by darts and planes and bombs. We played hangman and tic-tac-toe too.After chemistry was Mr. remimbi's lesson. At first it was okay then he started screaming and shouting to some of my classmates. His slope is damn LOL!We continued with crap during physics.After physics, i felt bored. I went up to the board and drew Mr Singh out, and then he appeared at the door. Wahlau...fast! Erased the drawing. I saw his face on his police identity card. DAMN ANT LOOKING!!lololol! SS was okay. Singh tried out an experiment, failed two times. Tried it on himself. His favourite drink is ICE LEMON TEA? wahlau..he claims it's thirst quenching and stuff...Disagreed with half of what he said. For the first time, we were released early.

Reached home to find my sis snoring on the sofa(okay, she wasn't snoring.).Pig!
Used the comp for a while and then watched some tv. Read my book and used the comp again. Damn lazy to pick up my pencil to complete art.Sianz.

Byeee:)

Fresh.

I'm not human.

:/

Hello everyone! Not in the best of mood today. So, I'll blog tomorrow or some other day.
Takecare:)
You accepted me because of what I have, not what I am.
You complain when i didn't text you for a day. But did I complain when you ignored my calls and messages for 3 weeks?
You cried when i told you off, how bout' those times you told me to fuck off and go on without you? How do you think i felt?
No joke, i tear when i hear such things coming out from your mouth.
You lied about your whereabouts, you lied about your school hours, you lied about almost everything. Sometimes I see you with two guys, I don't say anything cus' they're your friends. When you see me with my female friends, you call me and shout at your loudest saying things that don't really make sense to me.But to you, it does.
These 6 months has been a torture to my social life cos i wasn't allowed to do anything at all.
I endured your crap and whatever that you've done.
Totally regret asking you to be mine.

Eeeef own-lee (if only..)!

If only i could see into the futura......I will be able to know who i'm going to marry.
If only i could see into the futura......I will be able to know how many kids i will have.
If only i could see into the futura......I will be able to know my N level scores
If only i could see into the futura......I will be able to know my O level scores
If only i could see into the futura......I will be able to know how i'll look like in 10 years time (hopefully not bald-.-)
If only i could see into the futura......I WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO AVOID THAT FREAKING HUGE BAT THAT FLEW ACROSS MY FACE CAUSING ME TO STONE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE(Actually, somewhere lah...but it's damn deserted....so it's nowhere).
Bloody hell!

"But bats are cute lei"
"You zombie, they're horrible terrible vegeta-bats."
"up to you lah"
"they're hairy,small, plasticy and.......okay lah, maybe some are cute."
"SEE I TOLD YOU THAT BATS ARE CUTE!"
"I said some!"
"What's your point?"
"-.-....dumbass"

One of the most random convos i've had in my entire life.


Anyways, i'm off to PEE-SICK!
byeee:D

Pass that dutch.

Woke up damn early today. Freaking sleepy. Left the house at 7:20, got the 7:30 bus. Saw BUSH with her ultra white bag (it's soo white, it can't get any whiter.) I realised that my board can be used as a weapon. o.o Okay anyways, walked with bush to school. She kept singing. Was on the verge of throwing her into the big drain(MUAHAH!). Kk, like all other days, i freaking died when i enterred school, so bloody hot! I was like some water fountain can!

Today's assembly was shorter than usual.Went up to class and it was geography. Continued with section B. Halfway, the few of us at the front started joking and crapping.LOL! CHEESE LAH!!
Then it was physics, mr. remimbi(faaiz) was disturbing us, Cracking uber lame jokes. Recess was spent with POPO, SAF, KENNY AND MS.YEO. went up to art room straight after recess, settled down and saw QIAN YI(mdm sai's son) CUTE FELLER! About one hour was spent on art and the other was walking around art room, playing TAP TAP! I GOT TRASHED BY GARY, AMELIA AND MANISA. WAHLAU! Oh yeah~ after another hour, i left school for home and after about 10 minutes for walking to the bus stop and 20 minutes bus ride, here i am! back home, sfae and sound. I'll be going to dorset road later. Hmm.

Anyways, peace!
Here's two pictures from last year.I love the strawberry ice cream! Damn shiok balls.
LOL! ah, i miss what we did last year. :(

Persistance, devotion and effort!

I persisted, I gave as much devotion as I could and I spammed all my effort in ART, CHEM AND PHYSICS. I'm finally done with all 3 of them! Art.....well! my second colour scheme has some Milo stain on it(lol) but overall, quite okay lei. Physics, I did the first chapter before he actually gave us as homework, so i completed the 2nd chapter which was easy and short. Chem, I freaking finished both papers! Happy like don't know what!

Oh!

I remembered that i told Katrina something today. " PERSISTING IS LIKE SEX. IF YOU CAN'T GET IT, YOU TRY AND TRY AGAIN " I think this can relate to whatever crap I'm going through. My art boards are beyond shit. I'm not done with my colour scheme cos one is blardie pathetic and the other is on the way to not-very-pathetic-but-still-is. Sianballs with chilli sauce and mayo! I CRAVE FOR POPIAH AND TAKO YAKI!! who want to follow me jalan jalan around kovan and get those balls?

Just came back from CHANGI BEACH!! went there with my cousins, sister and uncle. Saw many planes zoom here and there. Oh how i wish i could be on one of those planes flying away to the bahamas.I'm a huge fan of planes, so whenever one arrives, i'll be in my own world, looking at it land or take off. Nearly got knocked down.LOL! Didn't know that the A34-600 version comes to singapore.o.o And I SAW SINGAPORE AIRLINE'S LATEST PLANE. COOL SHIT!

I'll upload the pictures tomorrow.
PEACE!

Are you feeling like a sorry ass skank?

HAHAHAH!
School was alright. The weather fucked me upside down, seriously. I was perspiring when i enterred school. Waited for Mdm liew to finish what she wanted to say. Wasn't really paying attention but oh wells. The only part i caught was DESIRE + EFFORT = RESULTS. Totally true.
Geog was okay, the section A was easy but SECTION B IS A MAJOR KILLER! we did last year's N'level paper.Recess was okay, the dory fishie sucked abit. Chemistry was funny!! Physics was beyond funny. Mr. remimbi (that's how Mr. faaiz pronounced the china currency). LOL!! then there's CHEESE LAH!!looooooooooooooool!! damn lol-ish!

Ahh, i've to finish art, physics and chemistry by tmr! DIE SIOL! Nevermind, i shall persist.
Hmm, nothing else to talk about.
WAHLAU!!! ARTTTT!!! FREAK LAH!, COLOUR SCHEME, DEVELOPMENT AND WHATEVER!! GRRRRRRR!! :@

Stupidity takes over!

I went into the kitchen searching for something nice to eat. Didn't like whatever i saw.
Being all, nauseus, i took an "APPLE", bit it and froze cos it was a tomato. Freak!


What do you call a brown man wrapped in red? KITKAT!
LOL! minmin asked me about this today. I thought he was referring to me cos i'm brown and i was wearing red. WAHLAU, SLAP YOU!!!

To someone who _____________________ today!

F*CK YOU! F*CK YOU! F*CK YOU! F*CK YOU! F*CK YOU! F*CK YOU! F*CK YOU! F*CK YOU! F*CK YOU! F*CK YOU!F*CK YOU!

I don't like you, anymore. You're sick,disgusting and one hell of an attention seeker! Bitch, all you do is lie lie lie! I know i lie too, but not to the extent you do! I CAN'T WAIT TILL YOU GRADUATE!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

If you're wondering who I'm referring to, I'm not going to tell. I leave you to ponder.:D



PEACE!

Pictooras!

Another class picture! :D

HAHAHAHAHHA!

Tight fit and I!
It's a good thing he didn't really do it!
LOL!

PIGGYBACK RACE!

HAHAHHA!!

Was it something I said?

Need to chill!

Didn't go to the airport today. SICK LIKE SHIT BODOH! I took the famous yellow pill and i'm feeling a tad bit better. I'm sure I'll be fine for tomorrow's classes. Aite, i'm out. Shall go revise geography at 9:30p.m. yupp!! ^^



PEACE!

imma be on the next level.

School was alright! Sick to the core. Sneezes after sneezes! Freaking irritating!
Had fun during classes, chemistry was okay, physics was a bore as usual then it was recess, joked about KING KONG / MAMMOTH (A.K.A FELLOW FATTY). Geography was in class, did coasts and then cleared up the class abit. Did human geography for a while. Then it was dismissal, dad was suppose to fetch me back home but he didn't in the end. I'll be going to the airport later.



Peace!

Words can't bring me down!

Enough! I can't take it no more, it's unbearable. First, it was that and now this. What you trying to do? Kill me?







:(

New blog!

Hey yall! The reason why i've made a new blog is cas I SCREWED UP THE PREVIOUS ONE. Don't know what crap i did to it and it's all Unchangeable and stuff. Okay, will put up my tagboard soon, so yeah. TAG PEOPLE! :D

Peace