I'm going to die of shock. Then i'm going to die of even more shock because I died of shock.
You think life's a joke issit?GO LAUGH AT IT LAH! (heard this at anchorvale)
What do you call a Capricorn with a corn in it's hand? A Capri(corn)^2.
DADDY! LET'S GO TO THE SWIMMING POOL NOW! (okok,this isn't funny till you find out who said it. It was a married woman, she calls her husband....DADDY.)
*A few mats standing by the counter*
*translated in English*
Mat1: EH! STUPID SIA THIS PLACE! WAIT FOR HOW LONG?
Mat2: A few more minutes
Mat1: *says something super vulgar*
Mat2: EH SHUDDUP LAH! *says something even worse*
*everyone stares.*
ISN'T THIS THE KOVAN MUH-LOW-DEE.
It's meh-low-dy lah.
OH YEAH! SEA COCONUT WITH LONGANG IS SHIOK!
Whatever i typed up there was for fun. They're whatever funny sentences I heard today.
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